What some would regard as yet another sexist Super Bowl advert i would like to consider from another perspective. Personally i think this ad is rather funny. Funny because it's true. It is, in fact, a blatant demonstration of the Power of Feminine Beauty in its most elemental form. Here We/we have the Stunningly beautiful Kate Upton supposedly washing a car. Well, in fact, She is having a group of enraptured males wash the car for Her. The simple undeniable fact of Her Beauty having the power to completely consume the focus of males is obvious. Her power is not just seen in the advert itself but stop and imagine the scene that played out in millions of living rooms across America (and indeed the world) when this ad appeared on television. Image the attention of tens of millions of male football fans suddenly drawn to Kate's voluptuous , teasing figure in high definition. i can easily imagine the scene as groups of rowdy, boisterous males suddenly fall silent, utterly focused on their TVs, in awe of one of Mother Natures most exquisite creations. Think also of Sports Illustrated in which whose swimsuit issue Kate has become a shining star in recent years. SI's normal weekly circulation is about 3 million. The swimsuit issue sells 11 millions copies! Imagine again millions of males eagerly opening the issue and gazing spellbound at Her glorious image upon its pages. Image how many males (millions!) whose sexual fantasies are fueled by Kate's images, imagine how much male seed has been expended in masturbatory worship of this Goddess.
If that is not raw power then it's difficult to know what is.
In the TV advert i laughed at the obviousness of the hoses spurting water but absolutely loved it when Kate approached the males and said simply "you missed a spot". In that simple statement We/we see the sly teasing of a Goddess fully aware of Her Power over males and Her enjoyment in exercising it.
My neighbor across the street, used to wash her car once a week during the Summer. I used to love seeing her out there in her shorts and tank top.
Last year she got married.Shortly afterwards, i heard someone washing a car on our street. I peeked through my window. It was her husband. He was washing the car while she relaxed on the front lawn in a lawn chair and a magazine
I guess that its the women on my street who now get to look out their window to enjoy a shirtless guy washing his wife's car
For years, cheerleaders have had carwashes to raise money for thier cheerleading groups.Maybe in the near future, there will be fundraising car washes for women's sports programs and/or science programs.With shirtless or speedo clad males washing cars to raise money for business/science/sports programs for women
Nice to see you back
ReplyDeleteThanks JoeM.
DeleteKate Upton is super hot. I didn't see this during the game, thanks for showing. Where have you been? Anyway, glad you're back :)
ReplyDeleteGlad to see that you are blogging again
ReplyDeleteMy neighbor across the street, used to wash her car once a week during the Summer. I used to love seeing her out there in her shorts and tank top.
Last year she got married.Shortly afterwards, i heard someone washing a car on our street. I peeked through my window. It was her husband. He was washing the car while she relaxed on the front lawn in a lawn chair and a magazine
I guess that its the women on my street who now get to look out their window to enjoy a shirtless guy washing his wife's car
For years, cheerleaders have had carwashes to raise money for thier cheerleading groups.Maybe in the near future, there will be fundraising car washes for women's sports programs and/or science programs.With shirtless or speedo clad males washing cars to raise money for business/science/sports programs for women